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4 edition of The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror found in the catalog.

The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

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Published by HarperCollins in New York .
Written in English


The Physical Object
FormatElectronic resource
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL24251253M
ISBN 109780060746162, 9780061800283, 9780060746155

Don't blame me. Christmas Episode : For Christopher Moore's series. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. But at least now I understand people talking about Christopher Moore's sense of humor. Pocket, being Pocket, cannot help but point out that this decree is complete bollocks, and that the Duke is an egregious weasel for having even suggested it.

I seriously would have gone the one star route, but the reader was good, even if the story wasn't. A mild-mannered thrift shop owner takes a job harvesting souls for the Grim Reaper Simple enough right? Cloud Cuckoolander : Raziel, Molly, and to an extent Gabe, who's more than a little disconnected from the normal world. Everything comes to a head on Christmas Eve at the Lonesome Christmas Party at the church when Raziel has decided to bring Santa back to life and ends up bringing back to life everyone in the graveyard and now the partygoers have to contend with zombies. I'll go cut myself a switch for that one.

An unabridged commercial compact disc recording of the original edition of The Stupidest Angel was issued with narration by Tony Roberts. It is a dark comedy. That's the spirit of Christmas yet to come in these parts. Handsome Lech : Tucker again. The crazier Molly gets, the rockier their relationship gets. To share scientific information.


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The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror by Christopher Moore Download PDF Ebook

Which may work for some folks, and I'm certainly cynical enough to find biting social commentary a good thing, but. Move over, Charles Dickens — its Christopher Moore time.

More accurately, though, it's the equivalent of the jovial photocopied year-summarizing letters that so many people include in those cards: a short, impersonal roundup of what some familiar people have been up to. Hilarious and totally irreverent as is Moore's style.

First we feast, then IKEA. An unabridged commercial compact disc recording of the original edition of The Stupidest Angel was issued with narration by Tony Roberts. Only Christopher Moore, the man who brought you the outrageous lost gospel Lamb and the hysterical fish tale Fluke, could have devised a new holiday classic that tugs at the heartstrings and serves up a healthy slice of fruitcake to boot.

This year, though, in a warped O''Henry's Gift of the Maji way, Molly stopped taking her meds in order to save enough money to buy this really beautiful bong for The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror book and Theo has The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror book growing and selling marijuana in order to buy a real sword for Molly.

Ingredients may include Vicoden, Ecstasy, rum, and whatever other narcotics she might have on hand. Down at the Pine Cove Boutique they put a "Holiday Special" sign on the hideous reindeer sweater and marked it up for the tenth consecutive year.

Would that every puzzle piece fell into place, every word was kind, every accident happy, but such is not the case. The cast of characters displays a wide range of dysfunctional personalities, from the pot-smoking constable to his wife, a former B movie fantasy warrior queen who has a tighter grip on her sword than she does on reality.

As zombies. Save for a brief appearance in the earlier pages, poor Raziel is kept in the bullpen until late in the eighth when it is, indeed, too late. Intoxication Ensues : Mavis's 'special' fruitcake.

Christmas was coming, and with Christmas this year, would come the Child. So The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror book had started as a moment of sheer glee and a mild adrenaline surge for the six of them who were watching as Lena chased Dale through the parking lot, turned quickly to shock as the evil developer thwacked the Latin Santa-ette in the breadbasket with a satchel of minicubes.

The chosen child is Joseph who earlier in the day witnessed a man in a Santa suit being killed near a churchyard. According to a character in another novelRaziel is the Ur-Example of the trope, and he definitely lives up to it in this book.

This first time I read this book, I had not read the others and it definitely didn't impede my enjoyment of this book. Theres an angel waiting in the wings. Ray Bans,Theo could see by the trademark in the corner of one lens.

At least knowledge of the protagonists' original novels gives them some of the personality and depth they fail to develop in this brief, goofy, gory romp. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. Many Pine Covers even volunteered to man the Salvation Army kettles down in front of the post office and the Thrifty-Mart in two-hour shifts, sixteen hours a day.

It's a bit more than pure slapstick, though. This was the first Christopher Moore book I read. It's not high humor, not Monty Python-esque, but has humorous takes on peoples' quirks from all over the town of Pine Cove, California.

Tuck, a pilot who is currently working for the DEA looking for drugs in the Big Sur from his plane, decides to help Lena by burying Dale and moving his truck to a new location to look as though he had gone fishing and fell off a cliff while drunk.

That doesn't happen until the end. This is a hilarious book filled with a host of bizarre people and happenings.

Meanwhile, the titular angel, the hapless chocoholic Raziel from 's Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal comes to Earth to perform a holiday miracle, having gotten stuck with the job after losing a game of cards to the Archangel Michael. As sickeningly sweet as this sounds, the best laid plans of mice and angels aft gang agly.Book and dust jacket are in fine condition.

The image provided is the actual book I'm offering for sale. No markings or damage to any pages. No sunning. The Stupidest Angel was really funny and as a horror movie fan I was pleasantly surprised by the plot twist.

The voice work on the recording was well done and added to the humor. This was my first Christopher Moore novel and after listening I'm sure that I will pick up other recordings of his work. 9 people found this helpful. Unfortunately, our angel’s not sporting the brightest halo in the bunch, and before you can say “Kris Kringle,” he’s botched his sacred mission and sent the residents of Pine Cove headlong into Christmas chaos, culminating in the most hilarious and horrifying holiday party the town has ever seen.Christmas crept into Pdf Cove pdf a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.'Twas the night (okay, more like the week) before Christmas, and all through the tiny community of Pine Cove, California, people are busy buying, wrapping, packing, and generally getting.The angel mentioned in the title, Raziel, appeared in Lamb.

And Sam Download pdf mentions his rastafarian cousin Preston who lives in Maui, who was seen in Fluke and Bite Me: A Love Story. The title is a play on the title of the book The Littlest Angel by Charles Tazewell, which has been adapted several times by magicechomusic.com: Christopher Moore.And he is ebook a wonderfully-designed construct, ebook angel whose main retort to the deepest of religious conversations is "Nuh-uh".

Bust-out-loud, damn funny stuff. An angel who gets it all wrong and almost destroys the town and everyone in it.

Moore has disappointed but, even on his bad day, he's infinitely better than the rest.